Let’s say, ‘Suck our dicks’ to the religious right. Sure, they can still get people to hate on gays, but now we know: Jesus doesn’t fucking care about Christian conservatives. Jesus said, “Lick my holy balls” to the evangelicals last night because, see, Jesus wants us to stop being such motherfuckers to each other and to the rest of the world. It’s proof, no? That Jesus wants liberal judges? That Jesus wants abortion to be safe? That Jesus wants Nancy Pelosi to be Speaker of the House? That Jesus wants science to rule the day? Yeah, Jesus fooled you, motherfuckers. You tried to speak for him, but last night he spoke loud and clear.“Time to Rub Their Fucking Faces in It” by The Rude Pundit